George Carlin- Quotes?

I forgot him when I learned he was one of you raving nutjobs.

Best George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - George Carlin

Some of my favorites:

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

"A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Christ."

The late great comedian Bill Hicks also has some cogent things to say about people who use a crucified man as a symbol of their belief and devotion. Check out Hicks on YouTube.

Why is that so strange? Just curious here but what's so wrong about having to be reminded that Jesus died for you and I? I'm not getting your candor? And I certainly don't think it's funny. Do you or do you not think Jesus shed blood on the cross?

Not sure if this is a question or just a call to post quotes which disrespect Catholics and other Christians?

It is his choice , which apparently he chose death rather than life.