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How to feed a family?

A lawyer is driving by an old rundown house and sees a man, his wife, and two kids eating grass off the lawn. The lawyer stops the car and asks the man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We are so poor that we can't afford to buy food," said the man, "and this is all we can eat."

"Get in the car and come with me," says the lawyer, "I'll feed you."

The man asks, "What about my family?"

"Tell them all to get in the car, I'll feed them too."

As they are driving along, the man remarks to the lawyer, "I just want to thank you so much. So many people drive by, and you're the only one that has ever stopped to help us."

"It's not a problem, really." says the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is 10 feet tall."

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  • 9 years ago
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    It's unusual, but I like it.

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