R&P: Entertain me...?

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacal. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end!

Oh, Patrick. We love you.

Well. Ugh. I guess I'll tell you what I'm doing. Maybe that's of some interest?

I'm listening to my old *** 70's records cause I'm just that cool. I was a ******* '97 child but I was made for the 70's, I know it. And I'm a hippie flower child. Flower Power, *****.

I'm getting information about drugs. I shouldn't be. I'm underaged. Whatever. That's a bad hippie stereotype. Not all are druggies. Alright. Let's move on, shall we?

I should be studying for the damn district spelling bee. It's in 3 days and there are these foreign words I can't even pronounce. ******* incredible, eh? Oh, the age of 14.

I stole from my teacher today. I guess that's interesting. It was a purple marker :D I like it. So I took it. I hate the old hag, anyway. Besides, like she'll notice.

But enough on THAT, too.

My school is doing a musical soon. Willy Wonka. **** yes! Am I auditioning? Hell yeah! I wanna play a male character despite the fact that I am indeed a woman. Can I get an amen for lesbians? :p

Beside me is Steven Tyler's book. I ******* worship that man. He may be 49 years older than me and I may be a lesbian, but-

Nevermind. Ahahaha, not for here.

Well, seeing as I must be getting boring and such... I should leave you with a song or something. Hmm...

Oh, but before that. In speaking of suggested categories, I once asked a question about knives and it was suggested to the toy section. That concerned me a bit, lol.

Ah, right. The video.

Here you are, Madam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Perhaps you would enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

Much better than the original, I must say.

With that, I leave you. Gotta go check on my drug questions. Goodnight!

Once I set a car on fire.

My friend's mom was pretty fried on acid, and she thought it'd look cool if a couple of 12 year olds set a car ablaze. The thing is, there was a styrofoam maze nearby that sort of melted and let off a pungent grey smoke. The neighbours came over and yelled quite a bit, ignoring the fact that we'd lobbed paint at their fence in the meantime.

song: killing an arab - the cure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1uGPkxQfA

haha I always get pregnancy.

*I feel terrible for that cat, L2G..

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The Weakerthans - Aside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcVDon1F-IQ&feature...

We need new members http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap6k4...

Hmm I downloaded my first Fleetwood Mac album.

I once when I was younger about 5 or so I was curious to know why cats didn't like to swim. They always said that cats can swim but they don't like to and I was determine to find out if this was true or not, so I started the washing machine, put all type of laundry detergent in it, put it on the spin cycle, grabbed the cat and threw it in there. I was a scared because he kept trying to escape so I held the lid down. However he got out and clawed the sh*t out of me. Moral is don't put cats in washing machines.

@Smile you seem to have interesting friends, and sometimes when I look back on it I feel kinda bad, I wonder where he went after that?

Ok, I have a story, when I was about 8, I flushed a hot dog down the toilet, it was gross and I didn't want to eat it, when I was 12, I got hit in the face with a banana skin, it's painful as hell, and when I was 4, my older sister who was 18 at the time, she tried to flush one of my slippers down the toilet, end of story, here's the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE

When I read this I instantly thought of blur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-klDGGcyc2g

The one thing I like about cats is they never except blame for anything. Dog knocks over a lamp you can tell just by looking at him that he did it. Not a cat. Cat knocks lamp down and moves on to the next activity, it doesn't except blame.

cat knocks lamp on the floor:

Cat: "what! the lamp? not me! **** that i'm a cat..."

- George Carlin "cats and dogs"

Here's your story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Qu3iP3RYA

And here's a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA14ZgJKu10

Have fun!

uh here's my favorite number from one of my favorite musicals performing on Letterman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCP5LXdw7NA&list=PL...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7auvTMm47uM