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I'm not saying this story is true, I'm just wondering if you heard it too.?

a Navy memo that was originally sent to Wikileeks in early December, a memo that contains the bombshell revelation that a spice ring was discovered after a sailor dropped the corpse of terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden off the side of the ship while high on the hallucinogenic drug. Bin Laden, of course, had been slain by an elite squad of Navy Seals in Pakistan, and was being transported to his native Saudi Arabia for burial when the mishap occurred.

According to the memo, Petty Officer Nate Michaels was part of a detail assigned to transport Bin Laden's body from the Vinson's medical bay (where DNA tests confirming his identity had been performed) to the cold storage locker in the ship's galley. But somewhere between the two, Michaels appeared to suffer a psychotic break. According to witnesses, he grabbed the body and cried, "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" an apparent reference to the iconic scene from the 1966 Batman movie. He then slung Bin Laden's corpse over his shoulder and made a dash for the ship's deck. Before his shocked compatriots could respond, he hurled the body overboard

Update 2:

your right, it's most likely B.S.

but it's so darn funny I almost wish it was true

Update 3:

okay, it looks like "Armed with Libstick" is right

damn my co-workers !!!

but, no harm in checking with you guys, right ?

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  • 9 years ago
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    Ur Humor Detekter No Wurk.

  • 9 years ago

    Just think of a 6 foot something dead weight and some guy running with it. That by itself disproves the story.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I think it's hysterical! hahahhahahahhaha especially if it did happen, the comment he supposedly says is brilliant and if he did say it I'll bet he wasn't high or having a psychotic break, I'll bet it was done for a reason. oh did I just say that? never. he was being taken for DNA recovery. who cares about the proper burial.

  • DrZ
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Come on.... did you sit in a corner and make this up?

    There is nothing in google...wikileaks...or anywhere else.

    I hereby declare you a troll.

    Semper Fidelis,

    Z

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Not until just now... I am quite sure I won't be hearing it again...

  • 9 years ago

    I have not heard it, nor do I think it is true.

    Source(s): Common sense.
  • 9 years ago

    This is what really happend!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZkobLLPRU

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    *claps*

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