I want to move t o America?

I want move to usa to privatize the rest of it ( military (what is left of it ), law enforcement, intelligence (ha ha) health/medical services and anything else tax payer funded since y'all dont like socialist ways . in other words i wanna move to the mighty U.S of fckn A to be able to say, ........ sorry , since u have NOT paid the annual fee to have your house protected from burning down on ya or some a$$holes breakin in with a 9 and bust a cap in ur a$$ and raping your wife or if ur lucky ur self ....and hang up on ya cause ya havent paid for either me cops, firemen or postal service .