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y'all seen these Italian Cruise Jokes?

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he

knew where he was going he replied "off course."

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.

That's more than can be said for his ship.

# The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses

to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down

in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken

cruise liner Costa Concordia?

Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both.

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  • 9 years ago
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    Except maybe for the first one the jokes are quite lame.

  • 4 years ago

    Costa Concordia Jokes

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    4 years ago

    i like the Obama jokes! Q: what's the concern with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers do no longer think of of they are humorous and persons do no longer think of of they are jokes. Giving money and skill to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and motor vehicle keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke) Q: Why are there so few genuine Barack Obama jokes? A: optimum of them are genuine concepts.

  • 9 years ago

    Ahahaha i loved #3!

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