Do you really want me to write a poem as most know I'm not very good (comment)?

Do you really want me to write a poem as most know I'm not very good?

I suppose I could do one about the people in the local neighbourhood,

Maybe I could create a rhyming piece that would amuse you one and all,

But it might turn out rather awkward-looking as my timing is fairly dismal.

I do like to criticize poetry written by other people who think they can write,

And though I'm rather clever about it, not many agree with my insight.

I do give good comments but sometimes a poem is not to my liking or taste,

It seems that people spend too much effort on works that is a time of waste.

Let me see, how should I start? Do I begin with a question or a simple line?

Perhaps I could just write along a bit and all will turn out fine.

I like to write about inanimate objects rather than romance or hellish things,

It is easier to define a landscape than to explain my emotional upbringings.