Spiritually speaking how will you celebrate Darwin Day?

Malt is for fools, ye cannae beat a wine, I'll be celebrating like any other day by a bit of wine and thankingjah for everything he's given us

jesus

back

and to prove I'm the real deal I explain (in all languages as promised) how I performed 2 miracles feeding the 5000 and the miraculous catch in my key video "the announcement". More will be revealed in due course over the next few months as the world wakes up slowly to the reality I am back. spread the video (facebook, twitter, email etc) if you want to speed up the coming of a world free of oppression, violence, paedophilia etc it's going to happen but you can help speed it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIdVBJ36fI

Love Jesus

I'm going to toss typewriters in the monkey enclosure at the Sacramento zoo, just to mix things up a bit. That means I'll have to go down the hill to SacTown, but that's cool. It will so be worth it.

I will be at San Francisco Atheists' 11th annual Evolutionpalooza! However, it will be on Feb. 19th.

Cheers to all my fellow primates and other sentient species.

A three hour lecture in NYC hosted by CFI (Center for Inquiry NYC)...I believe the topic is the evolutionary origin of altruism.

Ice cream

Diet coke

Run to toilet

Induce vomiting

I usually spend the day torturing small woodland creatures, demonstrating my fitness.

By looking at my fellow man.

Horseshoe crabs stopped evolving before the dinosaurs were invented.

I am going to the zoo to visit all my relatives

I'm already halfway there. You gotta catch up.