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Do many vegans starve to death?

My neighbour was a vegan and she starved to death...apparently she couldnt find a pulse :)

Update:

Pulse can also refer to the foodstuff...beans are pulses.

Update 2:

omg its a freaking pun.

Update 3:

friendofchip...are you a master troll or an idiot?

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I get that it's a joke, but nobody would look for their own lentil/pulse if they were starving to death, so it's not really a V.G. joke. SOWWY!

    Source(s): Now then Gareth, tsk tsk. Mr Manners says you're a naughty boy.
  • 9 years ago

    If their desperate to lose weight then some will starve themselves, but some vegans choose to not eat meat because they feel bad for the animals and or cause they dont like the tast of meat.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    in answer to one of your questions, friendofchip is a master troll.

    In response to the pun, hahahaha.

    In answer to the first question, I doubt it seeing the amount they eat! Wow these people eat a lot!

  • 9 years ago

    they always die don't you know? we are not trying to save the animals but the world from overpopulation!! YEAH!! anyways justin, no one should ever become entiraly vegan (or in this case feed the child in a vegan way) without consulting a doctor and be informed about what they are doing

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Thanks for the links Justin. We all know you can go on and on. Maybe if you research both sides of that story you could have a valid opinion and not one that meets what you want to hear.

    These were bad people that used Vegan as an excuse.

    Thanks for the points, Moving on.

  • Evan
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Vegans eat too, so no, being a vegan won't cause someone to starve

  • 9 years ago

    starvation means when someone doesnt have food for a prolonged period of time.......simply,vegan or not does not matter if some one does not eat for a long time he/she will die ......may be your neighbour was sick which prevented her from eating anything.....may she RIP......

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Well, I thought it was funny!!!!!

    EDIT: Justin, why have you given 3 links that all refer to the same case? Couldn't you find another one?

  • 9 years ago

    *rimshot*

    I didn't get it until you explained it.

    It's a groaner.

    *claps*

    I like a good vegan joke, keep it up.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Many are overweight

    Idiot TROLL

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