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A Priest, a Rabi, and an Imam walk into a _____________?

and then _____________________________________________________

complete it! :)

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago
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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? A joke?”

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    A priest, a Rabi, and an Imam walk into a synagog the rabi says this is where we keep the word of God, the Torah. The priest remarks on the beauty of the building. The Imam says allah akbar, and blows everyone up. When the priest and the rabi arrive in heaven they ask St. Peter where the Imam is and he says he's in hell, God, doesn't put up with murders. The Imam is wondering why he is in hell and 70 Virginians are ceaselessly beating him.

  • 9 years ago

    A Priest, a Rabi, and an Imam walk into a bar and say: "We've go to find some way to knock Buddah off the map."

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Two Jews are walking down the road and a man jumps out and says "Give me all your money you old b***ards"

    One Jew turns to the other and says "Heres that £10 I owe you"!

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  • Blay
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    walk into a bar, the bartender goes "what is this some kind of joke?"

  • Aussie
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    The aforesaid religious entities walk into a.... HAIL OF MACHINE-GUN FIRE.....and then...... THERE ARE 3 LESS JERKS IN THE WORLD!!!

    Source(s): Not funny I know...but True!!!!
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