Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Trending News

Promoted
paul s
Lv 5
paul s asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

What is the difference between a dairy cow and a democrat?

With a guaranteed job, free shelter, free food and health care a cow is still smart enough to look for a hole in the fence.

6 Answers

Relevance
  • Stephen M
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A cow provides something useful...

    Cows don't whine while doing their jobs.

  • yutsnark
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Dairy cows voted for Bush.

  • ♣ÇhÄøŠ♣
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    If you actually know what a modern large-scale dairy farm looked like, you'd know the cows have atrocious living conditions that are incomparable to any social programs provided by the federal government.

  • Tim
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Considering none of those things are given to democrats, your question is invalid.

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I HATE COWS

  • Kshaw5
    9 years ago

    Only one of them needs more cowbell.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.