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nebula asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

Snooki is pregnant, and engaged to Jionni. If you could give them a wedding gift, what would you give them?

I don't watch the show or have any interest in their lives, but upon seeing a recent article about the engagement and pregnancy, I was just curious as to what my fellow Yahoo! Answerers would give them as a wedding gift!

Be creative.

:)

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Divorce papers -- they'll probably need it in a couple months

  • Veritas
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    They don't need anything....Her parents will end up raising the child.

    At least Jionni is trying to make something of himself by going to college. Maybe some of his smarts will rub off on Snooki.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I'd give Snooki an abortion, and I'd give Jionni a vasectomy. They shouldn't be able to contaminate the human gene pool.

    Source(s): Logic.
  • Cassi
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Rehab

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    a white cane for jionni , and a lifetime supply of birth control and aborticides for snok .

  • Smiley Stefanie
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Pickle cake

  • <3
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    A prayer for that poor child.

  • peetri
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    some birth control

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    the baby won't make it drowning in booze

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I pray for that baby.

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