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New Concept of Marketting A superb Joke?
A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students:
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
- That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you
tells her. He is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says you are rich,can you marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
"That's Customer Feedback"
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
"That's Demand & Supply Gap"
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives –
“That's Restriction from Entering New Market”
4 Answers
- ?Lv 49 years agoFavorite Answer
hahaha! I was expecting a marketing homework question or a economic commentary in the wrong section, but this is superb!!! Just fantastic!! Thanks for sharing!! I'm gonna have to steal this and share with my classmates!
- sharon sLv 79 years ago
Marketing is a hard business. So one may run many ads and lots of research. But, somewhere along the line is the payback. lolololololol I believe that is called Getting lucky. hahahahahahahahahah
- heussLv 44 years ago
you are the suitable! (a part- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can through fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie exchange into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
