Brilliant, Beautiful citizens of Smartassia, help a girl out, please?

There once was a plumber from Leigh

Who was plumbing a girl by the sea

Said the girl stop your plumbing

I think someone's coming

Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

There was a young man

from Peru whose limericks

were really haiku

I don't know why, but I learned this aged about six, and over forty years later, it still makes me chuckle.

There was an old lady from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She sat in her chair with her legs in the air,

And p1ssed all over the ceiling.

You did ask.

(For those that need to know, Ealing is a district of London)

Whoops. Thought I clicked on a different question.

what do you need help with