When you pray to whom or what do you pray?

1). In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. I pray to the Father in the name of Jesus in the fellowship of the Holy Spirit.

2). Yes. There are prayers of adoration (worship) and intercessory prayer (such as asking Mary or Saints - those who have passed and are physically alive to pray for us).

3). God; no spirit can answer prayers as they have no power.

EDIT: Explain. I'm not following what you're getting at.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't f*ck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocks*cker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

jesus invites us in john 14 to 16 to pray to the father in his name so that our joy may be full!! 1 tim 2.1 lists some distinctions in prayer. the father in heaven has promised to answer all prayer in line with his will. 1 john 5.14 to 15. chrislandwer@yahoo.com

No internal monologue here.