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Can Jesus eat smarties? Don't they fall through the holes in his hands?

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  • A better use for them would be for his followers to rub them on their heads in the hope some of the 'smart' rubs off

  • Esther
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Wow. Really, that's the only word that comes to mind.

  • 9 years ago

    Seriously? Has it really come down to this? You have absolutely nothing intelligent to say of any value, so you resort to mocking what you don't understand or agree with, eh? Sounds really mature - NOT! What are you, a 5-year old or something? GROW UP!

  • 9 years ago

    When crucified, your wrists are nailed to the cross, not your hands.

    Your argument is invalid.

    Oh, and, "Troll harder, bro."

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  • 9 years ago

    Willl you be here all week? Is there a matinee performance?

  • Ava
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    He cant eat skittles either

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    lol at the top comment.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    lol. really? da fuq did i just read?

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