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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Why does my priest keep staring at my package?

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  • papaw
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    He's a 'package-tester, in his spare time

    Papaw

  • James
    9 years ago

    I stare at it occasionally as well. Maybe you should consider wearing pants to church!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Do you look like a Muslim? Because Muslims have been known to put bombs there.

  • gman67
    9 years ago

    Because he's never had consensual sex, and he knows that he can get away with murder.

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  • Cora
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Ask him out on a date.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    what package?

  • Sweet Melody
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Like anyone would, he is hoping it is his.

    :)

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