Did you know that this is the true story about creation?

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Long ago YHVH the Christian god started to create a world outside of our galaxy and was not happy with it. So he destroyed it and went looking around for another place to retry. He found earth, and found that there was already something there, which meant less work. The earth was dark, and creatures of all sorts where there. Such as dragons, unicorns, draconians, dragoons, purlings (a creature that is not of the dark, but is the dark in a physical form.), Etc. YHVH wanted earth as his own and did not want anything that he did not make on the earth. He had a forbidden library that had scrolls describing his plans. And as Lucifer or lord now known as Satan, looked at the forbidden library YHVH was kicking out the creatures that where there before. He put them in another dimension known as the neather world, or the realm. And Lucifer rose up when he found out all of this and wanted to be like YHVH and also was mad at what YHVH did, because he thought it was wrong. well also on the earth they had no names, they were numbered. So when YHVH and heaven came. It was too much to give numbers to. So they named heaven and everything in it 777. When Lucifer rose up and was cast down, his number was 999, when he hit earth and became part of them and the darkness became part of him he took the name Satan and the number 666 which is also 999 upside down. When Lucifer came down onto the earth he took the chaos and turned it into evil. Evil is of the darkness, but is not the darkness. He set forth commandments, for all those that follow him and are not without.

If you look in the bible the very first verse of the very first chapter of the very first book of the bible it says that the earth was already there and it was dark and void.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I can't tell if you're an atheist making fun of christians, or if you're a christian being serious. Because this sounds like something an atheist would say to point how ridiculous religion is, but it also sounds like something a christian would actually be stupid enough to say.

Edit: I saw your response to my comment.

This just makes it 100000 times more funny, because you are actually being serious.

Edit: I saw your response to my comment.

This just makes it 100000 times more funny, because you are actually being serious.

? · Answer

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The term tetragrammaton (from Greek τετραγράμματον, meaning "[a word] having four letters"), refers to the name of the God of Israel YHWH (Hebrew: יהוה‎) used in the Hebrew Bible.
[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton ]

The letters are 'Y H W H' and not YHVH as you have writtrn -

As to your diatribe, that is just what it is diatribe

and it is not even worth an L O L . . .

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Godsproblemchild · Answer

That is quite a stretch but its right in line with the nature of satan always distorting the word of God and because he is the father of lies why would you look for the truth in satan? the father of lies.

Horsense · Answer

Genesis 1:1 & 2 say . . . 

"In the beginning GOD CREATED the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth proved to be formless and waste 
and there was darkness upon the surface of [the] watery deep; 
and God’s active force was moving to and fro over the surface of the waters."

That is the INTRODUCTION to the Creative Days, which include the preparation of earth's atmosphere, situating a covering over the atmosphere, and bringing dry land above the water.
http://watchtower.org/e/200609a/article_01.htm

"God Begins to Make Things"
http://watchtower.org/e/my/article_01.htm

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Anonymous · Answer

.The first verse says In the beginning God created the heavens and the EARTH. It was not already there.According to the Bible.Please before you say something at least know what you are speaking about first.

urban naturalist · Answer

The Great Mother danced the universe and all within it into existence.

Anonymous · Answer

i love your Question
and to all people thar are 1000s of  Bibles you pick

Anonymous · Answer

BS. 

So, an allegedly perfect being created something that was not perfect, and he didnt like it? So much for being perfect, huh?

Anonymous · Answer

All I know is that those desert hobos were munching some seriously magic mushrooms when they came up with that

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Did you know that this is the true story about creation?

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