Poll how do you know if you're drunk?

when you start talking funny

when you can't walk properly because the world is spinning

when your breath smells like vodka

when you're pulled over by a cop while driving

when you're sent to jail

I'm drunk right now. It's simple. Just try to pay attention to something very closely, and if your perception wanders then your most likely drunk. Awesome synopsis I don;t even care.

Drink an entire bottle of vodka.

When **** goes down, likeeeeeee say you dont realise that you had your bum hole licked out till you see photos the next day.

When you are able to make the impossible possible. When you just don't give a fu** about anything.

You Don't.

The hangover the next morning will tell you.

I usually say out loud "I am f*cked Up"

When you get dizzy and light headed.

If you sleep with your wife