I need some serious help over here because I'm stoopid?

1. One that works

2, stoopid

3. the stoopid styoodeeoh

4. stoopid

5. All pro wedding fotteegruffers use disposable cameras.

6. A macro shot of an instacoffee granule

7. Take a normal blurry picture. Cut a flower out of a magazine and glue it on the picture.

8. Get rid of the pimples

9. Post a question on YA's asking How do I become a professional photographer?

Beulah

What's the best camera for a beginner?

--the one from best buy

What's a good tumblr name?

--'good' and 'tumblr' is an oxymoron

I'm starting a photography business and I need help coming up with a name.

--usually, they've already "started" it when they ask this question

What's your opinion on my photography?

--this is really just a way for them to get hits/views on their boring flickr page, so I normally avoid clicking on their links

I'm shooting a wedding and I don't know what lens to bring.

--scary

What's a good idea for a photography contest on instagram?

--I actually don't know what instagram is

How do you blur out the background of a photo?

--"bokeh"

I'm 12 years old and all my friends say I should become a model. How do I start?

--get your parent's permission

How do I become a professional photographer?

--metamorphosis

1. Get a Holga camera. They are the rage with folks these days. Be sure and buy the pricier LOMO film for it. And don't get cheap on us. fork over extra money for the genuine HOLGA flash

2. Tumblr names are important. Let people know how great you are. Something like: The Great Megapixel Master, or Wonderful Wedding Memories, .

3. Use anything but your name.

4. Your photos are wonderful. Not only do you have you a buttery blur in the background. But you have a perfect bokeh as the main subject.

5. There's only one lens for wedding photos 500mm f/8.

6. Just take a picture of your dog at night with the flash. Everyone loves red eyed mutts.

7. The best way to blur the background is with a 1/2 second shutter speed. Just hang the camera out the window while riding in the car and click away.

8. If you really won't people to see photos of you, rob a bank. You'll be on the bulletin board in all the government buildings. You might even get a spot on national TV.

9. All you need to become a professional photgrapher is money for your photos. Cry and whine to all your relatives about buying a picture. They'll probally give you a quarter to shut up.

IDK BUT U SEEM LIKE U KNOW A LOT ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY SO CAN U EDIT A PHOTO 4 ME PRETTY PLEASE? JUST EMAIL ME AT MYPICSREALLYSTINK@YAHOO & IF I LIKE IT I'LL GIVE U CREDIT ON FB & TELL ALL MY FRIENDS & THEIR DOGS.

"I need a Site Model name."

"Which camera is best for photography?"

"Which lens is best for dog photography?"

Something funny.

I guess you are right about being "STOOPID". But I have seen a lot of questions that look like those.

Uhhh... that wasn't really funny.