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Madeline asked in HealthDiet & Fitness · 9 years ago

I need to lose 20 pounds by June 16th!? Help!?

I always try and diet and give out. I already use My Fitness Pal and eat 1200 calories a day but I havent committed to working out. HELP!(: Im willing to do anything!

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  • 9 years ago
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    I did Ideal Protein and lost 20 pounds; you can replace their expensive drinks/protein packets with EAS Low carb drinks that you can find at Wal-mart. Basically all you can eat are too many (low-sugar) veggies and protein, along with plain tea/coffee. Best of luck! :)

    Read up more on the link below; they outline the basic phases of the diet.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    The only solution is to throw up at least 5 times a day. Then after that make sure you eat human feces everyday until June 16th. Then you will have gained 400 pounds, but lost twenty. Congratulations.

  • 9 years ago

    Take a butter knife and saw off one of your thighs. Then put it in a steam pot and steam the piss outta' it. After you do so- take a spoon and scoop put the fat and eat it till you can't eat anymore. Do that twice a day, to keep the monkeys away!

    Source(s): jake
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Lane is retarded dont listen to him.

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  • 9 years ago

    Better yet, Check this out.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzD9BkXGJ1M

    If you don't die, you'll be super fit and slim. :D Goodluck!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Cabbage soup diet. You'll probably lose 20 pounds in two weeks.

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