so, what is your favorite joke?

Everything is made in China, except babies, they're made in the VaChina.

hahahah, makes me laugh every time! Hope it made you laugh too! :)

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.-

Ok this is a little dirty.

a farmer has 3 daughters as they all have boyfriends and the boyfriends are coming to pick up the girls so the farmer sits outside of the house with a shotgun to see if the guys are alright. So the first guy comes up and says hello my name is freddy i am here for Betty is she ready. So the farmer thinks ok this guys cool so he let's them go. The next guy comes to the house he says hello my name is joe I am here for flo we are gonna see a show is she ready to go. So the farmer thinks this guys cool too so he let's them go. The next guy comes up and says hello my name is chuck and the farmer blows his head off

mickey and mini were at court getting a divorce and after mickey is finished speaking the judge looks at him and says "now mickey you can't just divorce mini cause she's acting a little silly" and mickey says "i didn't say she was acting silly i said she was fu*king goofy!"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

i prefer spontaneous sarcastic remarks :)