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Anonymous asked in Pregnancy & ParentingParenting · 9 years ago

i recently bought a pet monkey and iv been having some trouble with my daughter any tips?

so i have a 19 year old daughter brenda lee. and i know being a single mother is tuff but in the divorce i got my husbands 14 thousand dollar chimp and i wasn't going to let the asshole get him so i said i would take it home until i can sell it , well my daughter just got back from my husband and they had told me she might had walked in on him and some whore having sex. i didn't know how sever it was till i walked in on her yelling at bo bo to eat her out and ride her like a slutty horse. now i know children are impressionable but i cant be home home 24 7 and i cant afford baby sitter so if shes going to screw this monkey should i at least give her a rubber? Brenda may be retarded but she has a perfect rack and a *** you could sit a cup on that monkeys going to be all over her Vertical monkey mouth it will prolly look like to chimps swapping spit . god i hope he doesn't have that HIV seems like most monkeys do these days.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Dear single mother 'JOE',

    I know being a single mother is 'tuff' especially when your daughter 'may be retarded'.She's 19 so she can do whatever she wants.So if she wants to 'screw' with Bo Bo it's her decision.You can give her a condom with banana flavor,so the monkey will like it.

    P.S.- Don't worry about the HIV,it's treatable with M&M's.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I would suggest you to sell the monkey asap. And find a bf for ur daughter. I know ur busy but do ur best to hook ur daughter up with a blind date. Then buy condoms for her. So if they have sex it'll be protective

  • 9 years ago

    lol wut

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