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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Can I perform an exorcism?

My daughter is continually being sick, crying, complaining of a head ache and has severe diarrhea. I think she must be possessed by Satan himself and was wondering whether I can perform an Exorcism myself or do I have to get a priest in?

I have her restrained currently so no need to rush into answering the question

Thanks

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    take her to hospital.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    From the picture and what you just typed I can tell your a jackass who needs to get his daughter to a hospital, religious stuff comes after the hospital to make sure she just had a illness or somthing worse.

  • 9 years ago

    Troll.

    But in case you're actually one of those sickos that's for real...

    How about taking her to a doctor? Sounds like she's sick, not "possessed". Possessions aren't real anyways. Even if they were, you can't "exorcise" anybody yourself.

  • 9 years ago

    Hopefully this question is a joke. If it isn't, you should get your daughter to a doctore. Not treating her in favour of your mumbo jumbo is child neglect worthy of a prison sentence.

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  • Rai A
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Try a Dr first.

    Eliminate the possible before looking for the improbable.

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    Source(s): Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    She needs a doctor and you need an exorcism.

  • You could perform an exorcism, if exorcisms were not utter bull ****.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    So technically, you could provide someone with pictures of a girl crying and bound?

  • Vicky
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I'm only bothering to answer this soon to be deleted question due to my lust for ten points.

  • 9 years ago

    i guess saying this is a perverted question would make you happy thinking you made me angry. what if someone wrote this about your mother?

    a perve jokes about abuse.

  • Evan
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Just do it yourself.

    That's sure to go swimmingly.

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