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Is it possible that anyone can relate to this poem, comments please?
I wanted to learn I.T. so i went and bought a computer
The software was hard to learn so I also hired a tutor
Studied many hours till dawn but all to no avail
And now I lie in my bed writing about this sad tale
I tried and tried and tried and tried and got no where fast
What the heck is a variable and does it go in first or last?
i wrote a sub routine but the concept didn't really sink in
I tore up all my study notes and threw them in the bin.
I played a PC first shooter game to ease all the frustration
But as the many hours passed I felt very little elation
Where is the exit to this level and how do I find those secrets?
It's all enough to give you that syndrome, that is called Tourettes.
I tried out the printer for some other notes I wrote last night
What is that noise the printer makes that gives you such a fright?
It whirrs and whizzes so much, it made me a nervous wreck
Finally it stops, ready to print, I almost rang for the Tech.
Printer Jam! What the ... WHAT? I really don't understand
This is all way over my head and is not as I had planned.
I've rung the local Charity shop to see if they want all my gear
And when it is all been taken away, I doubt that I'll shed a tear.
5 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
This is funny! Oh yeah, I can relate all too well.
By "catching" Tourettes, do i assume you were regaling the cosmos with strings of hearfelt vituperation, even (gasp!) profanity!!!??? Egad!
The printer jam was the cosmic revenge for this. heh heh
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Don`t Surrender!
Forget all you`ve been taught
and just keep retorting until your nerves are restored,
then learn all by yourself to file
and such
(Computers For Dummies did not cost me much)
then when it`s second-nature
attach your printer
and it`ll addict you through the winter;
The main thing is to grasp hat YOU ARE THE BOSS.
Like a car, it has its` fibles and does not actually give a tinker`s toss
for your expertise or your frustration.
If you`re luvky, you`ll get to join the growing nations of
demi-experts! Before then, one`s ego sure hurts ....
(an electric shredder also is recommended).
Great poem, but tutors are linear and
computers are binary
so get to it hon -
and forget the getting-it-perfect refinery,
it`s a matter of trial and triumph
....after trial and error -
bonne chance, and for now, `serra `serra.
x
- Anonymous9 years ago
I just wish that was something tasty I might spread on a biscuit,
guess I will have to rely on the marmalade,
the mess that was made lasted days and days but I still have my printer (s) and my laptop(s)
so when one goes down the other comes up for air
and if they both go kablink at the same time, I am dangled over the brink where I sink into anonymity within this room and the walls it imposes on me.
my pc is my window to the world, and I do not pretend to always understand it or speak it's language but I have tried to be at least compatible to a degree...
clever poem
- The Brown JøintLv 49 years ago
Take out the comma in "It's all enough to give you that syndrome, that is called Tourettes" and it's golden. i liked and sure, it can relate to people who don't know much about programming and try the "do it yourself" routine, like me! Or just programming n00bs(not like me)
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- BlueFeatherLv 69 years ago
As a programmer first (for years) and a poet second (sort of), I enjoyed your poem but can't relate to it experientially. I do, however, offer you all my sympathy, as what was hard for you came easy to me. (Fortran, Cobol, Pascal, Basic, C, Assembler, etc. were friends of mine)