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eglonr asked in EnvironmentGlobal Warming · 9 years ago

Does anyone know where to get bleeched toilet paper made from old growth forest?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    Unfortunately, new environmental restrictions mean that the only people allowed to buy harmful products like you describe must have an IQ no less than one standard deviation below average (ie 85). Therefore, anybody who can't spell "bleached" will not be allowed to buy it.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Just use particle board. Soak it in bleech for serval daze and it will get white and flexable. Mind the splinters though!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    In your favorite supermarket in the toilet paper aisle.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    eBay? no kidding :). Possibly in a supermarket that has a wide variety of hygiene products.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Wow! I am impressed. Aren't we going greenie all the way. Or is it brownie?

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