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? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

Why doesn't the government just hire everyone to be a teacher, policeman, and firefighter?

We can just import all of the manufactured stuff from China and Japan. They can just be our slaves forever. We'll never have to pay them back cuz were America F%@# YEAH!!!!!!!!

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  • 9 years ago
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    Well if all Americans were thus employed, we'd have to import aliens from other countries to act as students, criminals, and arsonists.

  • 9 years ago

    Greece

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Whatever.

    The deficit is shriking.

    Obama 2012

  • 9 years ago

    Since the bulk of USA is either center or conservative? I don't think leftists would appreciate being out-manned and outgunned in schools or police.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    I kno rite? Leik,, why can t we all jus get alonge. we are are all ppl. redistabute tha welth. Knawwhadumsayin?

    - The sentiment of the average American high school senior.

  • 9 years ago

    Do you reckon they might hire a redneck who wants to be a brain sturgun.

  • 9 years ago

    Way to be "off the cuff" and still make sooo much rational sense. :P

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Great idea. The first stimulus worked so well, let's do it again.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    cbo says the deficit is starting to shrink

  • Adam
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I've seen some crazy stuff on here tonight...........

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