I got a job with the World health organisation, i thought i was auditioning for Dr WHO?

Dr who?

Play it up.

-Randomly point your sonic screwdriver at coworkers and yell, "Allons-y!"

-Offer the pretty young secretary jelly babies and a trip in a blue box.

-Akido-chop anyone who looks menacing (or who insults your ride or just happens to be in the way).

-Show up to work one day wearing a coat to rival Joseph's and launch into hysterics whenever anyone questions your sense of fashion.

-Keep insisting bow ties are cool.

-Bring fish fingers and custard for lunch, and complain about how much you hate pears and that "apples are rubbish."

-Wear celery on your lapel and when someone mocks you for it, feign a hurt expression and say, "That's not cricket!"

-Pretend not to hear your boss' instructions by responding, "Eh? Hmmm? What's that, m'boy?"

-Yell for Jamie whenever you're concerned about something.

-Wear Converse with your business suit.

-Rrrroll your Rrrrs.

-Use as many mixed metaphors as you can.

-Show up on Casual Friday wearing a white bed sheet and a toe tag, then claim that you don't remember who you are.

-During an important conversation, shout, "YES!!" at the top of your lungs. Then point to your shoes and explain that they fit perfectly.

-Bring a banana to the office party.

If they still don't fire you, assume they're actually the Pete's World cybermen, come to "upgrade" you. You're screwed.

Dude, that sucks! :P

Please stop ripping off Milton Jones.