How do I get rid of the red stuff on your fingers when you eat hot cheetos?

Ok so just a few Seconds ago I just about ate my Dads whole bag of Hot cheetos. Ive notice that my fingers are red from the access Cheetos, So my first thought was "Ha ill just wipe it off" Not thinking my dad was would know cause i get rid of the evidence.SO I rubbed my hands on his blanket (Cause I was sitting in his room) and now that crap is all over the place. After that i open the door to leave his room and bam what do you know I got it all over the handle.I'm like are you serious trying to rubbing it on my pants just and now I got red marks all over my pants knees. I run to the bathroom to turn on the sink get cheeto stuff all over the faucet handles (In my mind im like this is okay cause I don't think my dad will come into the bathroom and notice) I grab the bar of soap turning it all red (FUUUUUUUUUUU-)Try rubbing it of kinda comes off but you can still tell.My mouth is all red too rinse my mouth out for like 20 min and by then my mom gets home asking what the **** cause I guess i rubbed some on the door and wall leading all the way upstairs to my bathroom. So i Tell her that i ate dad cheetos and she broke down in tears."Why you crying mom?"I said. She replied and said that my dad was going to be home in 5 mins with a bunch of friends from work to watch Monday night football and if the house was messy he was going to beat her. I didnt believe her at first but when 5 min past by and dad came home and I just hear screams and what sounds like a !@$# kicking of the year.But i guess it didn't help that Between the time mom told me dad was going home in 5 min I Grabbed her hand and stuck it all in the cheeto bag.Then went crazy wiping her hands all over the bathroom the going into there room still having a hold of her hands rubbing all over the bed and all over dad remote to his tv. I also through the rest of the bag all over my mom.I went back to my room to hear that only moments after i got in my safe room dad got home and i can hear all the steps leading to his room.after that..Well he beat her and rubbed her face in the mess and had to cancel the Monday night football. So can you guys tell me how to get rid of hot cheeto messes cause..Wow don't want that happening again.