Is this what teachers really taught them?

Thank you. Made me laugh.

Just for the record, I taught preparation for the GED in California for eleven years to inmates at a jail in San Bernardino County and I can tell you that answers that require a test taker to give a one-line answer don't exist. All answers in all subjects are multiple-choice and answered on computer answer sheets. The only time a GED test taker writes something down is when he or she writes an essay of about 200 - 500 words answering one of the standard GED questions.

Several of those jokes trace back to 2005 or earlier. So they're almost definitely not a list of actual answers on a 2011 GED. Basically, someone just found a bunch of funny answers that kids of varying ages may or may not have ever given and gave them an interesting, but totally false, backstory.

When you move to university to emerge as a trainer, there are a complete variety of exclusive publications you ought to take. This involves: Subject topic - Teachers ought to be in a position of their discipline topic. They be taught the content material in consistent university categories like math, technological know-how, English, and so forth. These publications are taught via professors with right levels of their discipline. Teaching approaches - You additionally ought to recognise HOW to instruct the content material; how quality to aid your pupils be taught. These publications are most often taught via retired tuition academics who've earned complicated levels in Education and feature lots of revel in to again it up. The textbooks are founded on lots of study via academics and the educational group to realise what works and what does not, and it regularly alterations. For instance, 50 years in the past academics idea it used to be quality to have all pupils sitting in neat rows, fingers-period from each and every different and going through the entrance. Nowadays, we inspire institution seating preparations in order that pupils can collaborate on their studying. There also are publications on different matters like distinctive demands, authorized disorders, and lecture room leadership. These are once more taught via certified professors with right levels and revel in. Keep in brain that university professors do not most often simply get their measure after which emerge as a professor. It takes years of revel in on your subject earlier than you are regarded certified.

Which state administered these GED tests? Where did they publish the answers from test-takers?

I ask rhetorically, because I know you just copied and pasted a silly chain email.

Funny stuff fer sure.! What's even funnier is that these are answers given by Honor Roll students ; )

Like most humor if there isn't a grain of truth in it, it isn't funny, this is funny because the answers are imaginative and have a grain of truth in them.

Thanks for the laugh.

Old stuff - posted many times, in many contexts.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried by this.

Ahahaha....I think I just Pee'd a little!