Spiderman versus batman underwear?

how would anyone call themselves a man if they don't own a pair of spidey undies... sickening..

I had the "real" Spiderman undies a few years back. True story here. I put on a pair of briefs that I hadn't worn in awhile one morning. They were the bottom pair in the drawer. Long story short, they apparently had spider eggs in them that I didn't see when I put them on. At some point during the day, the eggs hatched and the baby spiders started feeding on my nutsack. Talk about exiting a pair of underpants in record time!

I have Batman briefs-they scream I'm a man that sleeps with other men

On the days I wake feeling a little less than manly (which is almost everyday concidering i actually have a bat cave pun intended) I like to sport my batman panties, however we know real men wear rainbow bright leggings.

Batman is a beefy, fit guy. Spiderman's a scrawny, tiny guy. Go with Batman ;)

Spidey gives u a web to sling then in where batman offers a cape to cover them

LMAO

Batman

Go for Hulk underwear boi

Spiderman for sure.

I don't know because I wear Dora underwear