If Jesus returns without his passport, should he tick the asylum seeker box on the form at immigration office?

I could just see Jesus queuing for hours in the UK immigration office just to be told that he doesn't have to correct papers with him to make an application.

Imagine how he'd react. I'm guessing it would something along the lines of...

"WTF MAN! what are you talking about? My old man owns this S***! Who the F*** are you anyway? Don't make me get all fire and brimstone on yo' *** fool!"

Your husband ought to pass returned to the Indian severe Commision and tell them can they provide the problem prioriy. Your Husband can not proceed to be in Britain till he's granted Asylum by potential of the Immigration. The British government have those days made new rules on Immigration to make it extra durable to get Asylum right here.

When Jesus comes back there will be no borders. By that time the Earth will be in such a turmoil everyone will be too concerned what's going on around them to care.

As far as Christ’s Second Coming is concerned I believe it will be a repeat performance of His First Coming. Do I have any authority to say that? Indeed I have. It is our Lord Himself, and what He says is given Mark Ch13.

24 But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light.

25 And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.

26 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.

Jesus answers His disciples' questions about His Second Coming, telling them things which people in those unscientific days, except perhaps for the astrologers, could not have possibly known or understood. His description is so like the events which preceded His birth that he clearly knew how the solar system functioned, thereby revealing His divinity.

He describes His Second Coming as a repetition of the events of the three millennia before His birth which started when an interstellar object enters the solar system and caused a game of celestial snooker to be played' called the 'trigger event'. (The snooker resulted in sa dramatic change in 1200 BC when a planet came very close and nudged the earth from its 360 day orbit to a new one of 365+ days, and knocked the moon from its 30 day orbit into one of 29½ days, thus altering the calendar which has taken us 1900 years to get right to the second.)

The Second Coming will start with another trigger event but we do not know when that will occur as it is in God's hands. Jesus’s words clearly show it will be when an interstellar object enters the solar system and causes another game of celestial snooker to be played.

His description reminds us of the events around 1200 BC in that there will be the tribulation i.e. natural disasters, and a prolonged period of darkness (see Exodus 10.22-23). Jesus then says that the earth will be turned upside-down and back again (the sun standing still in the book of Joshua, and the gnomon shadow moving back), the planets will be moved out of their orbits into new ones (calendar change), and after that He will return.

His Second Coming is also described in Mark 14.26 which indicates that there will be rather more pomp and splendour on that occasion since Jesus will be coming to reign as King, and Kings don't need visas.

Apropos your "Royal us is BS" in a previous question -- I am Israeli and I speak Hebrew fluently. It is widely known that it is certainly the "royal we" that is used in the original text (this is also used in the Qur'an). The Hebrew word for G-d has the ending of a plural word; thus, that is how it was translated into the English versions of the Tanakh.

Educate yourself.

Not necessary !1His dad would fix things for him and he would be passed straight through by immigration officials.

What is more interesting is which passport would he have? Israeli or Palestinian? maybe both. That would upset a few people

@Rin-Ka - I bet you are the life and soul of the party

he will arrive in damaskus.