My cat just isn't the same cat anymore. What are some of your relationship problems?

My internet has been so difficult with me lately. Some days it will be running smoothly and the next it ignores everything I tell it to do. Bastard.

Dude we had issues with our kitties when they were teenagers. They got hooked on catnip sure it's supposed to be an entry level kitty drug and be totally harmless. We got them into the Nipadone program and inspite of the catsellor and catsyciatist we could never get them clean (they detest water) we even tried an intervention to no avail. Last we heard they were living in a cardboard box near the freeway under a bridge and one of them had snacked on the face of some other poor homeless kitty . The munchies are a terrible way to go.

I have two weeks off work and my dad works from home, does he never go out or do some work or anything? How can I veg about with him around? We get along quite well when I'm out all day.

my cat always shows off by licking his privates-he says I'd never leave the house if I could do that