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So.... what is sodomy exactly?
The NRSV Bible seems quite interesting in that it has removed the word "homosexuals" entirely from its repertoire, I guess to get with the times, but also, I guess, still the infallible word of God.
Now... sodomy is condemned outright. I had an idea what it might be... you know.... butt sex... however, it is with interest that I notice the Wiki definition vis vis:
"any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal".
I'm not into animals at all, but it got me wondering what's so wrong about oral sex, for instance, that a person would spend an eternity in damnation for indulging in it?
What's up with oral sex?
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- Loosey™Lv 79 years agoFavorite Answer
Sodomy is an aerobic technique that when you turn your head a certain way to look back, you turn into a pillar of sodium chloride. To my knowledge, this was successfully done only once, and it was, unfortunately, fatal. However, this happened a long time ago when salt was a very valuable commodity, so a whole Lot of people were pleased at this bonanza windfall. (The word salt comes from the Roman salarium, which was given in lieu of pay to centurions sometimes, ergo the term "worth his salt"). So, to sodomize means you get a Leslie and a Morton, and have at it.
I don't know about this secks stuff. I don't even wanna know. Ohhh, oral sex. Why didn't you say so? Oh, I guess you did. Well, let me just say I prefer to be the dooey, not the doer. Soixante-neuf is ok by me too, but my tongue tires easily. I have lazy tongue syndrome. It's genetic.
- Danny DixLv 69 years ago
Ok, it's like this. As you know, homo erectus reproduction is not a precise procedure by any means. A lot of people get it waaay wrong. We can actually use the bible as a rough guide to the right way of going about it so we don't make awkward mistakes.
Don't get me wrong, I love children...it's just the dirty DISCUSTING way you have to go about getting them I don't like, but back to your question.
The method of reproduction in humans is a matter of hit and miss....sodomy is when you miss.