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funny blonde joke,READDDD!!!?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
12 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
They are really funny you can alsow use them as your mama jokes ahaha
- Sean DLv 49 years ago
As a blonde, I want to thnak you for not making fun of blondes like others. Wait a minute! Meow Mix isn't a CD for cats!
But it should be.
Source(s): Every CD store in the Milwaukee and one very sad kitty cat named Fluffy. - ?Lv 49 years ago
i love the 20minutes looking at the orange juice cu it said concentrate the most lol
but all of them were pretty funny
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- 9 years ago
They sound like Yo mama jokes, but their still pretty fun.
Check out s'more:http://www.jokejungle.org/p/ur-mama-jokes.html
Source(s): the internet - AltmerLv 49 years ago
Well poo to all you losers.... I thought they were real good and had a good laugh at a good few of them, and I ain't heard them before, so keep 'em coming Bud.
- Anonymous9 years ago
Well I thought it was funny
- 9 years ago
haha this is what happens when someone is quite new on the internet and goes onto the google website to search for jokes and then posts them here thinking we wont have read them before but not so fast! i've read a lot of jokes so there was nothing new here
Source(s): my mum bought me a joke enyclopedia when i was younger and i read it alot
