Tyler

I'm bored and helpless

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

You know you're a redneck jedi when..

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

there was a man (his name was bob) and a wife (her name was maci) were fighting because bob forgot maci's birthday present." First thing tomorrow I want to go out the door and said I want to see something that go's from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds in that driveway." Maci yelled at Bob

So the next morning bob was out the door earlier than usual, So Maci woke up,went out side to see a small box sitting in the middle of the driveway she. She got it,brought it in, and opend it.

It was a scale

I went to a fancy restaurant,and the waiter asked me if I wanted super salad. I said yes becaus I didn't know what it was. and the waiter just looked at me like I was crazy.

After I ordered I texted my sister about what happend and she replied:

Are you sure he didn't say soup or salad

I do and I think he's awesome!! I want to meet him some day!!

I was Just wondering because they look sooooooooooooo alike

no computer,little kid stuff,I can't drive so nothing to do with driving,and I answered yahoo questions and got bored with that and there is nothing on TV,hulu,or netflix so I'M Desperate!!!

Because my computer said it had viruses after I visited the site

I haven't seen any episodes yet

I personally love her but how about you!!

I am obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence!! I stayed up all night the other night watching her movies!!She's beautiful!!!I love her!!!!!!!!! NO HATE!!!!!

I am obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence!! How do I know It??

Because I just stayed up all night watching all the movies with her in it!!!

Help me PLEASE!!!!!!!

I'm kind of obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence Help Me plz!!!

Your walking and all of a sudden you step on a piece of paper and it says:

HeLP

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