Which is more likely: That God doesnt exist...or that every division of science is lying about evolution?

One can be Christian and also believe in Evolution. Heck, my Roman Catholic Church is open to the possibility of Evolution, not to mention the Big Bang Theory (which was indeed first proposed by a Catholic Priest who was also an Astronomer and professor of Physics---Georges Lemaître).

They are both based on the same error -- that is, your posting error -- thinking that reason can't tell normal people directly whether evolution is true !!! People like you need Mommy Expert to wipe their butt. And whether God exists is a philosophical and scientific question but to people like you, God is automatically a question reason can't handle, yet you always base your position on reason. Guess it explains the rant to substance ratio in your posts. :)

Lying or mistaken?

No one denies evolution outright. What is denied is the potential for one species to, over the course of many years of evolution, become a completely different species. This is not something there is currently evidence for and is only theoretical based on the fact that species do experience change.

That's a false dichotomy, friend.

Evolution =/= atheism. You do understand that, right?

kittens evolved to be sooooo cute

PEOPLE PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING SO OUTLANDINSH!!!!!!!!!!!!