Which actress would play you, in a Lifetime Movie about a cheese-motivated murder?

Phylicia Rashad

...get it?

In memory of the venom-laced shoe blade that I always wanted for Christmas but never got, Lotte Lenya would play Grizzie Klebb in From Rushan With Love, a spy thriller about Chinese overlords attempting world domination through curdling.

Uma Thurman in a Cheese Bill kinda thing or possibly Lori Petty in Tank Cheese.

I want Avril Lavigne to play my btich in the action/thriller movie Chi Zee Ryder: The Pocket Protecktor Story.

Kathleen Turner

Kate Blanchett, Conchata Ferrell, Natalie Portman, and in one scene Whoopie Goldberg riding Kirsten Chenowith's shoulders.

Danish actress Gretta Havarti would be my choice. She is a real Swiss hitter who has had steamy roles in a number of bleu movies; some Gouda and some not so Gouda.

Phyllis Dillar or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Angela Lansbury

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Chaz Bono

Tori Spelling !...Just because she Looks like she Needs to eat some Cheese to fatten her up !...