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Anybody know any orphan jokes?

It's really hard to find orphan jokes. Anybody have some?

Why do orphans not play baseball? They have no idea where home is.

Why do orphans go to church? So they can have someone to call father.

Update:

Albinos make me sad

Update 2:

@Mia - Is it not obvious? I want to know more than two orphan jokes.

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    why are you doing this?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    aahhaa you're awful!! those are good I guess. They should go on family guy. It's fine if you balance it out with teasing everyone.. it's just that orphans make me sad :P

  • 9 years ago

    you are funny dude lol I dont know any orphan ones but i know this one, What is blue, orange, black, purple, yellow and green?

    A black guy going to church lol no offense to african americans, its simply a joke

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