A poem. Do astronauts wear a diaper because liftoff is so terrifying?

Brilliant in it's simpissity.

So many questions unanswered here. We dont need to bet now, that is the result that lack of oxygen may have on your brain! Talk about stiffer pentalities for cocaine, what about 'area dust'. Once I first heard this story, I proposal I used to be still dreaming....And the diaper factor, If anybody advised me that story i'd swear they made it up....I imply fairly, how long does it take to stop and take a piss? Concerning the equal period of time it might take to vary an grownup DIAPER in a relocating automobile? This is a comedian's dream! I will be able to already suppose Leno this night. Dont they ought to go thru all kinds of intellectual exams and clearances to even get on the NASA property? I'm not sure what aspect of the story was once the strangest, 1. That she worked so rough for the existence that she it sounds as if desired (God simplest is aware of how much cash and college she had to go through to get to where she was and that she would throw all of that away to maneuver right into a 8 x eight room with a 'hug me jacket' and gentle partitions is unreal. 2. That she went to the airport to mace this lady in a wig and trench coat however notion that her conceal was once so excellent that the lady wouldnt comprehend who the hell she was??? Three. That she had that DIAPER on when you consider that she didnt want to waste 4 mintues to head to a relaxation field lavatory....And the visible of her altering mentioned diaper whilst flying down the highway...I wont go into the details imagining the odor of stated car when it comes out of the impound lot with soiled diapers on the entrance seat four. That with all the large test that must be conducted via a few psychiatrists before she will be able to even get a clearence to get on the NASA property, that someone wouldn't have seen SOME clue and put her on meds. 5. That the negative guy is demise considering that he slept with this nut case and someone just about died due to the fact that of it 6. And almost always most important: HOW DID this chick get the other females flight know-how. I notion that that was illegal to provide out. P.S. Her husband works at mission manipulate with NASA just goes to show you what a tangled web we weave after we follow to deceive. I am hoping that her husband will not be like that fool husband of andrea yates. I hope that this man will get an emergency injunction to preserve his youngsters from this kook.

Oh now there's a thought all rye tea

Just let me know when you're ready

to write your name in the snow

because I'd be very happy

to stand behind that little poem

for if you could dream you are

an astronaut

with a lot of asterisk

then I certainly could dream

I'm an Eskimo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_l2Zt_um6M

Do astronauts wear diaper because liftoff is so terrifying

I think it is part of the game

For astronauts are also human beings

They could `ve being told to practice restrain

Please do not litter your own cabin

But always remember to collect available samples

For they are just valuable whatsoever

even if they are **** in the atmosphere

and store them in bottles or samplers

So do not wear diaper or liners

if they are not in the standard procedure .

Thanks

I bet the astronauts have some inside jokes about this.

They should wear incontinence shoes these are like a pair of XL car washing sponges strapped to each of the feet to catch dribbles........ errr.......should they get down there........OK but it would work here on earth!

Creative, witty, succinct. Pure pee-rigee. My only concern involves possible re-entry.

Hi Cheese, another bit of enlightening brilliance from you, and I suspect re-entry is a lot more scary, but think of it like this, you make a good point. Without a wrap, there might be a lot of droplets floating around in zero gravity.

Ice crystals floating in space aside, here is the inside "poop"

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/05/everyone-poops...

Now that's a thought and a creative one which is also very amusing.