This will probably seem like I'm trolling but it's a serious question. What if?

What if I dropped a piano on your head?

I would call the local Police and explain it to them, they could call the Police in the other locale.

I actually thought about that before... I really don't know but I think they'd be pulling a prank on me, but I'd still call the police!

are you for real?! thats so scary!

i'd go to the police and beg them to believe me

theres not much they can do though b/c you don't know their address, or smaller details

and it would be out of the country

but at least u told some one right?

Hey bob, remember me from Elementary School?

I would call the cops and let them take it into their own hands... But that's an interesting question.

call the police

Nope.

So I could easily murder you.

nah

i dunno take your laptop to the police station with you