Lets play fill in the blank. My prophet is right and theirs is wrong because ___?

its not the one mommy taught me

Let the prophet with the shiniest shoes win the day. How else will we know who's the best and who's right--by what criteria?

They knocked on my door and demanded I take and Awake magazine instead of using that extra money to help the homeless. The little itty bitty pamphletts ain't all that and they need to keep away from my door. That's why.

I am the only prophet

Mine (Mohammed) had sex with 9 year olds.

Mine (Jesus) was a zombie.

Mine (Joseph Smith) wore magic underwear.

Mine (L. Ron Hubbard) is a B-grade science fiction writer.

Mine (me) is an atheist. So bite me.

My prophet is Sunny Lane's Butt. Just go to her site and you'll see the light.

"My prophet is right and theirs is wrong because"

Jesus was nailed to a cross, Thor has a hammer..........

Because i make more prophet.

Of selection bias.

My prophet has bigger genitals than their prophet

This isn't a question, but I will play along.

My answer: cake.