what is the lamest joke...?

The joke that every older preacher who visits our church feels compelled to tell is the following.

"Someone asked me if I woke up grumpy this morning and I told him "No, I just let her sleep"", which is not original, has been told so many times on shows like "Hee Haw", "The Tonight Show", and several TV sitcoms. It was funny at first, but it seems to be so overly used with older preachers at church that I wonder if maybe there's a book on preacher jokes that has this in it.

Also, another lame, overused joke is the "pull my finger" joke. Here's the typical scenario. Old man to small child "Hey, pull my finger" as he points his index finger out to the child, and the child, with a sly grin pulls the elderly guy's finger, and then the old timer farts (cuts the cheese, etc), and he cackles and the small kid laughs too. It's a cheap joke that relies solely upon the fact the all kids thinking farting is so funny.

If you want good, truly funny and clean humor, check out Lewis Grizzard, God rest his soul. A truly funny man who was able to tell the funniest stories, and I took my family to every show he did in my home town. A great Southern story teller and a fantastic newspaper writer. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Grizzard

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Good day there! Lol good heres sum lame ones.. 1. Two peanuts have been running down a spooky avenue at night... One was assaulted. 2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar gentle right here?" 3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "sure sir, it can be contemporary floor." 5. Why are proctologists so gloomy? They continually have the end in sight. 6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic. 7. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples do not talk. Eight. What do you do with a canine that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. 9. Why are not able to a bird coop have more than 2 doors? Due to the fact if it had four doors it could be a chook sedan. 10. Famous final phrases of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?" 13. What's brown and appears like a bell? Dung. 14. What do you call a man who on no account farts in public? A exclusive tutor. 15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A nasty hare day. 16. Have you ever ever obvious an elephant hiding at the back of a flower? That's since he hides well. 17. What was the center piece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia victims convention? A cake jumping out of a lady. 18. The place do kings keep their armies? Of their sleevies. 19. Why do not anteaters get ill? Given that they are filled with anty-bodies.

OH MY GOD. The latest survey shows that 3 out of every 4 people... make up 75% of the world's population.

What did the scarf say to the hat? You can go on ahead, but I'll just hang around.

I swear I was about to say the same thing. I really do not understand how that chicken joke is funny. It's so annoying, gosh.

Another lamest joke. How many _____ does it take to change the light bulb?

The knock knock whos the orange etc.... it just bugs me for no reason.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

Sooooooo overused.

How do you recognise a thief?

From their SWAGger.

A stupid play on words that doesn't work.

What is a pirate's favorite subject?

Arrrrrrrrrttt

a never ending one, super smarty jokes, and ones that starts by saying " pull my finger"