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How can I become a vampire?

I desperately want to be a vampire.

I really want the beauty of eternal, undying love.

I have tried various religions but have been let down by all.

To become a vampire is now my desire but I don't know how to achieve this.

I have tried many things - I have not eaten garlic for many weeks, I have thrown away my Bible and destroyed all religious icons and I leave my bedroom window wide open every night in the hope that a bat might fly in and bite my neck.

Still, nothing has happened.

Can anyone give me advice on what to do?

Thanks in anticipation.

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  • Maka
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    The rabies is the closest thing we have now.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    A bat will just give you rabies.

    undying love, if only such a thing existed, but it all dies eventually. Tell me, what makes you think you are able to embrace eternity. Do you think that your music and clothes will be the same in just a few years. Think of living for hundreds of years, all those you knew and loved grow old and die. The world changes and one evening you rise to discover you no longer want eternity, that you are trapped and the only way out is to sit and wait for dawn so the sun can set you free.

    Go play with the nuts and kids who think it is like Twilight or that TV show.

  • 9 years ago

    Whenever a vampire casts Vampiric Drain on you, there is a 10% chance for you to be infected with Sanguinare Vampiris.

    Initially, this is a normal disease that reduces your total Health by 25 points. It is subject to the rules which govern any other disease, and can be cured in the same fashion. However, if the disease is not cured within three days, it will progress to full vampirism, and at that point, the effects can no longer be reversed with a normal cure.

  • 9 years ago

    So you thrown off the religious shackles which kept your brain in prison and now you want to delude yourself with other nonsensical myths?

    What kind of vampire do you want to be anyway?

    Undying love? Sounds like that sparkly twilight version..

    You sure you even know much about vampires?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Watching TV might lead you to believe that Vampires are real and not a complete fiction. I would guess you are being ironic, if not don't hold out your hopes

    Source(s): Life
  • 9 years ago

    You actually believe a bat might fly in and bite your neck? Find a cave.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    1) Go to your room

    2) Lay on your bed for one hour

    3) Fall asleep

    4) Dream you are a vampire.

    SUCCESS!!!

  • Frank
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    i hope your just trolling.but if your not let me tell you vampires are a myth just like religion and other superstitions..btw you need to stop watching so much tv it will rot your brain.

  • 9 years ago

    Wear a cape and fake fangs and watch twilight.

  • 9 years ago

    Use your imagination.

    It's easier being a troll. Work on that instead.

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