Why does it take so many atheists to fix a light bulb when we have so much light during the daytime?

Well I don't know about you. But where I am when I'm INSIDE, even during the day, it's kind of dark. Especially in my office which has no windows. Lights are required. Does your "god" stream sunlight straight through the roof? Must be nice, I bet that really saves on your electricity bill. Why does your god make it be night time though? Is it so that we know when it's time to go to bed? Why doesn't the sunlight just stream right through the planet like it does through your roof? Oh yeah, the Earth doesn't go around the Sun in your "god's" universe does it?

Religious people would sell a new light bulb not fix one. Athiests can have many people take their time fixing a bulb because atheism is a non prophet organisation.

Light comes from the sun during the daytime and from artificial sources of light the rest of the time. It does not come from a god.

You've never been to Scotland from November till March have you. The Sun and light are distant memories by then.

Yes we do have more than 24 hours of darkness at the poles. We were given light at night by scientists such as Edison. God(s) not required.

Well, it depends where you're living. If you're far enough into the north/south, then you'll be getting 20+ hours of darkness or light during certain times of the year.

This deity of yours (you don't specify which of the hundreds you believe in?) gave us physics and geography too, apparently, so what's your point?

my friend mournful buys the energy saving bulbs,and i can't see his cheerful mug properly, because they are crap.mournful's followers throbing gristle and twisted firestarter think the sun shines out off his doo-dah,24 hrs.they see,what ,others don't,they don't need lightbulbs,they have the light from mournful's **** i have to buy my light,but they are both crap.

It seems God gave us Retards as well, Did you escape from the Asylum ?

Typical brainless Christian attempting a joke.

When are you going to evolve, we can't wait forever.

Not clever, thought provoking or even funny - poor effort.