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What are some good cow valve replacement jokes?
My dad had his second open heart surgery last week. He had a heart valve replacement, and the new valve is made from cow tissue. Being the jokster that he is, I know he would appreciate some good jokes about him being part cow now and whatnot. Got any?
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- SilverLv 79 years agoFavorite Answer
Best i could find is below...
I have a cow valve, which is great, and the grazing has been fun - and I give a good quart of cream, too.......
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