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Help! What can I do - I am a vampire.?
A couple of weeks ago I asked how I might become a vampire.
Thanks everyone for your advice.
I did manage to become undead but I have changed my mind.
I didn't realise how being a vampire would impact upon my life.
Now, I can only work night shifts and I find it impossible to eat pizza with any trace of garlic - I miss that soooooo much.
Actually, my life is quite miserable and I now know too late that I was okay the way I was - even though I used to complain.
Help, help, help . . . . what can I do?
8 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Read bible, pray and check whether you have any effect. If not you’re not! :-)
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Ok, sometimes I eat garlic.
But usually not.
It is not that much fine.
Yet, am I a vampire.
Do I care?
Nope!
- Anonymous9 years ago
Go down to skid-row, and suck a few wino's off!
You'll get over it afterward.
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- Anonymous9 years ago
Well I don't know about anybody else but I'm totally convinced you're telling the truth.
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