HELP: English Project, please answer this survey?

HELP: for an English project, we're supposed to look at our trash and recycling to see if the things we throw away are a reflection of who we are. So here's a list of my recycling and trash, if you didn't know anything about me what would you infer about me (eating habits, weight, gender, hobbies, etc)?

Recycling:

publix cream soda 12 pack box

publix diet cola 12 pack box

lab report cover sheet

8 pack of strawberry poptarts box

12 pack of brown sugar cinnamon poptarts box

box of velveeta individual mac n cheese

sticky note with "DoPP Internship Meeting" information

4 pages of a southpark day-by-day calendar

six flags amusement park map

sticky note with a "to do" list

2 paper w/ bubblewrap envelopes

3 mail envelopes

Amazon marketplace receipt

advertisement for T Night 2012

3 A&W rootbeer cans

6 publix diet cola cans

1 red bull can

1 publix cream soda can

3 dasani bottles

1 gatorade bottle

dasani water bottle plastic/cardboard 24 count container

Trash:

double stuff oreo container

bubble wrap

8 pack of ritz cheese crackers box

nature valley sweet and salty nut wrapper

numerous Stride 2.0 spearmint wrappers

velveeta individual mac n cheese cup

8 poptart wrappers

numerous paper towls and tissues

banana peels

mint medley tea bags

Stride 2.0 spearmint box

styrofoam cups

disposable razor

iTunes giftcard

qtips

empty deoderant

empty jar of peanut butter

spider-man hand mini santizer packaging

plastic eating utensils

wrapping paper