Is it true Rush was born on a pig farm in Missouri and his parents affectionately called him Babe?

No... he was born shortly before his mom died. He was forced to live with his evil stepmother (Sandra Fluke) and two slutsisters who forced him to wash dishes and clean up the house. Then one day his Fairy Godmother came and got him ready for the big royal ball, and when he got there he met the handsome Prince Beck. At the stroke of midnight he knew he couldn't stay so he rushed away leaving behind a slipper. Beck so struck by love set out to find this mystery man. Coming across his house, the prince was greeted by two slutsisters, but the slipper did not fit. He then saw Rush, took his foot and the slipper fit perfectly. And from that day on the two have lived happily, pissing off Americans one word at a time...

Absolutely true

And then Republican party did some medical experiments on that guy and they came up with the world's first fully brainwashed android robot-conservative.

I love learning history from yahoo answers.

You are right on the money with this one. You are a comedic genius, for sure.

Maybe, but it sounds insulting to us Missourians.

did they have pain pills at the party and orgys

True, it's all true.