Who wants to laugh at my current issue?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :P

that just made my day! its such a shame I can't listen to more of these funny stories!

men these days, if Im not mistaken he must have already seen you with much less clothes than a swimsuit? Just tell him the reason about him not taking you on a vacation!

Thanks for the story! :)

That sounds like childishness. But I also find it odd you are married and he hasn't seen you in clothing similar to a swim suit?

At some point you had to have taken the wet swimsuit off in the locker room.

Those people there saw you naked!!!!

Did you forget to tell him that part too?

That's pretty weird! If I were you I would get a really skimpy bikini (that fits) and leave it places around the house with a note on it that he can see you in it when he takes on vacation to ________ (wherever you want to go.)

If you have a daughter together, he's seen you in less than a swimsuit.

Wear your swimsuit and jump in the bathtub. Hopefully, he will see how absurd he is being.

Put your bathing suit on in the bedroom and pretend you're swimming in the bed. :)

With your body, you only wear a one piece? What's up with that?

That is very weird. Poor you. Poor daughter. By the sound of it he does other weird things. Don't have any more children with this man! You might need to think about divorce!

how about fix your current situation - put the suit on for him so he can see what he is missing